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Time Travel Becomes Possible

Yesterday, Proffessor Flux made all your favourite sci-fi movies true when he single-handedly invented a functional time-machine that was powered by Ghlucoshianian  Acid, a substance only found on Saturn, but was handily picked by Flux’s other creation, Ranger.

The Ghucos was loaded into a powerful laser, which instead of light, blasted the chemical out as pure energy, and  when it hits the floor, a small mirror blasts  it back up, and so on and so forth. If a mist appears, says the Proffessor, it means the time machine is malfunctioning and the room should be immediately evacuated, but he added on the end that it would happen once in a blue moon, and we don’t have a moon that’s blue, so phew!

The only downside to Flux’s amazing invention is that you have to stand right in the middle of the Ghucos beam, and as we all know, if Ghlucoshianian Acid was touching a human, he or she could get horribly mutated. Because of this, Flux had to find a way to calm the Ghucos, resulting in the time machine having to have an underground system that whisks the acid for an hour, then puts it in a refrigerator for half an hour.

Unfortunately, the Proffessor didn’t have any control over where in the space-time continuum you would end up, hence losing his crash-test dummy on Pluto. What he could do, though, was switch the type of Ghucos around for where you wanted to end up, so Carving of Ghucos for the Stone Age, Ghlucoshianian Energy for Ancient Egypt, Royal Ghucoshianis for Ancient Rome, Ghucos-Infused Plants for Celtic Britain, Ghucos Blood for the Saxons, and so on.

The last message I want to tell you in this article is do not try this at home!

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