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Forest Hunt: Look At A Real Life Battle

You might think ‘Forest Hunt’ is a very misleading title for what’s about to come up, but the truth is, no.

Reports are flooding in of people seeing one murderous hunter. The killer, who’s name is formally known as Lord Hugos has been spotted multiple times attempting to kill or capture animals. All of the goverments of the world have come together to form a plan to stop his reign of terror, so they sent Waylon Anvilton to do the dirtywork. All of the channels on TV will show him today.

20 miles into the forest, Waylon went off the beaten track to search for Hugos, with only a single cameraman to follow him around. Suddenly, he spotted a sinkhole, narrowly missing falling into it.

Waylon continued to walk, keeping an eye on the road ahead, when all of a sudden, he spotted a shadowy figure pointing a sharp blade at an innocent, little bunny rabbit.

Without warning, all of the back-up Anvilton sent for came in on helicopters, and froze Hugos’s plan immediately, but a group of seven evil villains including Toucan Terror, Acid Man, King Coal, and more arrived, pushing Waylon and the police back to the outer edges of the forest, even though the murderous lord was already in prison.

Fortunately, Waylon knew how to speak squirrel, and then quickly taught all the surrounding squirrels how to fight kung-fu.

All of the red rodents climbed up the oak trees to perform sneaky kung-fu attacks and scare away the villains. Waylon signalled for them to start, and two daringly dived of the highest branch, scattering Ruthless and King Coal away. “It’s more like Loser Coal!” commented Anvilton.

He signalled the special symbol again and again until almost all of the villains were down, except for Toucan Terror. He used his huge and powerful beak to pin down his enemies and win the battle, but suddenly, a crashing helicopter that had been set alight by fires fell down on him. Now all that was left to do was relax!

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